19 hours ago // 219,870 notes

lascapigliata:

turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

19 hours ago // 91,756 notes

elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

19 hours ago // 501,456 notes

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

19 hours ago // 101,748 notes

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy)

19 hours ago // 285,121 notes

h0odrich:

how do I make quick money legally with my clothes all the way on

19 hours ago // 803 notes