shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

1 hour ago // 68,620 notes

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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17 hours ago // 133,959 notes

nonbinaryanders:

maniacaltoaster:

nonbinaryanders:

Still bisexual when I’m in a relationship.

Still bisexual when I’m single.

Still bisexual when I’m dead.

Wait, can we still be bisexual when we’re dead? Wont we just be dead?

Nah friend. We get to go to bisexual heaven and chill with Freddie Mercury and Julie d’Aubigny. 

It’s right next door to asexual heaven. So ace bi people can come back and forth.

17 hours ago // 5,770 notes

p0kemina:

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

actually me

17 hours ago // 46,940 notes

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

17 hours ago // 80,858 notes

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

17 hours ago // 8,789 notes